Job Opportunities Anyone???

As seen in movies such as "Two For the Money," I would love to work as a professional pick man (as in picking the winner with the point spread and having people pay for the opportunities to hear my picks, I really don't know what the official title is). I was just seeing if anyone out there has noticed my semi-impressive record along with my great intellect of the teams. So if anyone out there is interested, my number is 260-486-6367.